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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

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No go.

So they tried

share office space ...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

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Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

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